Pineapple is the Underdog of Pizza Toppings

Around the time I started college, I began to collect pineapples. I have a pineapple print dress, a pineapple print backpack, a pineapple tattoo, I decorated my college graduation cap with pineapple stickers, and I eat pineapples every chance I get–in fried rice, on pizza, and on my birthday, my father bakes me a pineapple […]